"Doctor! Doctor! I need glasses!"
"You certainly do, Madam. This is a fish and chips shop!"

What did the bee say to flower?
"Hello honey."

"Margaret, you musn´t

"Have you read the Bible?".
"No, I´m waiting for the film."


"Waiter, waiter, what does this fly in the bottom of my cup mean?"
"I ´m a waiter, Madam, not a fortune teller."


"Did you take my advice about your sleeplessness?
Did you count sheep?"
"Yes,

"I don´t think Mum knows much about children."
"Why do you say so?"
"Because she always puts me to bed when I´m wide awake and gets me up when I´m sleepy."


Mother: "Don´t you know that reaching over the table for cakes is a bad manners? Haven´t you got a tongue?"
Matthew: